There are some really good one liners in the Bible

I haven't been recording them, but I'm going to start.

Here is one that doesn't often show up on the AWANA's memorization list: "Am I so short of madmen that you have to bring this fellow here to carry on like this in front of me! Must this man come into my house?" 1 samuel 21:15

Context: David was in Gath at King Achish's place. Fearing for his life, David (In Hamlet like fashion) begins to feign madness. I can understand how the king feels. I taught ninth grade English.